April
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Watercolors

  • Keegan Monaghan

Keegan Monaghan has a real power when it comes to creating people! In a new series of ten vibrant watercolor drawings, Monaghan shares with us a fascinating ensemble of characters. Anxious, exuberant, and wildly imaginative, these guys will fit in perfectly at Megazine!

Ebecho Muslimova is back with a new series of Fat Ebe’s in some unforgettable historical moments! Fat Ebe: she was there!

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Earth Day

  • Saki Sato

It's that time of year again! Sculptor and video artist Saki Sato has created 7 new videos for Earth Day 2012. For more information, check out www.sakisato.com!

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Bag Dad

  • Loren Kramar

  • Maren Miller

  • Joe Kendall

  • Erin Sparling

  • Ashly Sanford

Megazine’s own handbag expert and DILF, Bag Dad, is here to offer his favorite eBay finds for Spring! Let’s buy everything!

DADDY places the hat of the bard firmly on the collective minds of Megazine to create a visual and poetic composite of web spaces, dusty feather gently tickling our mustaches, lulling us into a world of stock images and free cruises.

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Lola Schnabel

  • Lola Montes Schnabel

Megazine presents Lola Schnabel’s stunning new series of photographs “Nothing in Nature Likes to Stare You in the Eye.” Taken over the course of several weeks in Cody, Wyoming, Schnabel captures an intimate time with friend and rancher, Todd Churchill.

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Chainsaw

  • Michael Stasis

Michael Stasis debuts his new 12-track album, CHAINSAW, exclusively on Megazine, with an exclusive poster to boot! Listen here for free!

13

Art Portfolio

  • Peter Shear

Megazine presents new paintings by Indiana-based artist Peter Shear. For more information please visit www.petershear.com!

Megazine’s sexiest cartoon Fat Ebe is now available for purchase! Eight unique prints in limited editions of 50 were created by Ebecho Muslimova exclusively for the Megazine store! She can be yours for just $50!

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SOHO Stories

  • Sally Spring St.

It’s Easter Sunday and if you’re not searching for eggs or sitting in church, don’t fret! Megazine’s favorite shop girl Sally Spring Street is back with spanking new stories from everybody’s dream destination, Soho!

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Terrible Lover 2

  • Oto Gillen

  • Trilby Hamner

  • Eamon Monaghan

  • Phillip Gabriel

  • Emerson Greenesmith

Still terrible! Eamon Monaghan is back as the Terrible Lover in this new series of horrible photos by Oto Gillen! Co-star Trilby Hamner persists in making the relationship work despite her lover’s unusual approach to being! Come see what unfolds as the Terrible Lover schmoozes at a fancy cocktail party uptown!

6

Art Death Match

  • Jesse Cohen

What happens when you throw two famous artworks into a ring together and watch as they fight to the death? Jesse Cohen has the answer in a new series of gouache drawings made exclusively for Megazine!

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Cover

  • Loren Kramar

  • Phillip Gabriel

March

It’s the end of the month and Megazine’s first Death Column is here! On the subject of the unliving, we decided to focus our attention on dead pets. Master craftsmen Ben Seltzer provides a series of “instructional” videos for building a one-of-a-kind rat coffin. See you in Hell!

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Sophia Knapp

  • Sophia Knapp

Dreamy songstress Sophia Knapp has generously recorded three acoustic tracks from her new album, Into the Waves, exclusively for Megazine. Signed to Drag City, Knapp is a talent not to be ignored!

25

Cream Part Three

  • Ebecho

  • Miracle Jones

The end is here! The third part of Miracle Jones’ Cream concludes tonight with a titillating finale! Plus: Megazine’s Ebecho illustrates five outrageous posters for each creamy masterpiece!

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Cream Part Two

  • Miracle Jones

There’s more cream where that came from! Miracle Jones continues the tale of a devastated Hollywood starlet who has found herself as the potential star of a deaf-mute’s porno flick! Read on to find out how this Hollywood It-Girl attempts to save her reputation before it’s too late!

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Cream Part One

  • Miracle Jones

Welcome to Miracle Jones’ Mega Weekend! For the first time on the site, we have one contributor whose feature was so exciting that we decided to dedicate the entire weekend to him! Jones takes us on a trip through the pornographic underbelly of the Hollywood blockbuster machine!

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Hotel Drawings

  • Ebecho

  • Loren Kramar

  • Eleanor Swordy

  • Katya Tepper

  • Grayson Revoir

  • Jazzy Browne

  • Emerson Greenesmith

  • Jake Brower

  • Bobby Eternity

  • Keith Haring

Over the years, Megazine has found itself in quite a few New York City hotel rooms. Arguably the greatest result of these overnight stays is the hundreds of drawings created by a colorful cast of talented friends and strangers. It is our pleasure to share with you the first installment of Megazine's Hotel Drawings!

17

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

  • Ebecho

  • Loren Kramar

Megazine has taken it upon itself to hide a pot of gold (100 bucks in coins!) somewhere in Manhattan! Will you be the lucky one to find it? Read the clue, then you know what to do!

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Erotica

  • Bennett Webster

Let us state it explicitly: Megazine loves sex. Up until this point, however, our erotic desires have only managed to manifest visually. For the first time on the site, we give you a taste of the sexy and the written. Put on your silk pajamas, light a candle, and enjoy Bennett Webster’s “First Mating.”

11

Blog Launch

  • Loren Kramar

  • Maren Miller

  • Joe Kendall

  • Daniele Frazier

As you can imagine, working on Megazine creates a lot of run-off: writing, photos, videos, strange drawings, failed features, bad ideas. We can’t help but share these things with you. So let us introduce our new blog.

10

Shake Dat

  • Devin Kenny

Megazine’s March guest-tweeter Devin Kenny has recorded an important piece for anyone who, like Kenny, “gives a fuck about an art that’s made to link people who are taught to push themselves apart”. This is the first in a recorded lecture series exclusively created for Megazine.

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Art Portfolio

  • Avery Singer

Megazine presents new drawings and paintings by Bronx-based artist Avery Singer. For more information please visit www.averyksinger.com.

4

At The Met

  • Eleanor Swordy

We asked the fabulous painter, Eleanor Swordy, to make her way to the Met and come back with a list of her favorite paintings there! What next? Make a series of copies at a far smaller scale, of course! Enjoy Swordy’s micro-museum only available on Megazine!

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Tête-à-Tête

  • Grayson Revoir

There are days when we look at a piece of furniture that is so rich with possibility that we can’t help but imagine ourselves having the sex of our life on it. Grayson Revoir presents 20 new drawings where the lovers of his dreams have their way with the extraordinary Tête-à-Tête.

February
26

Wanamaker

  • Loren Kramar

  • Katya Tepper

It was a word too good to ignore. Katya Tepper and Loren Kramar riff on the famous WANAMAKER name and present a series of quotes, poems, sentences, statements, and paragraphs that do with this name what should have been done a long time ago!

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Best Western

  • Lola Montes Schnabel

  • Charlie Klarsfeld

  • Krispy T. Jackson

There’s something about going west that really gets our juices flowing. Maybe it’s the cowboys or maybe it’s that sexy desert that makes us want to leave New York behind. Until we make the move, however, we will settle for some beautiful photographs by Lola Schnabel and Charlie Klarseld. Oh, and two long-lost pages from Krispy T. Jackson’s big budget Western, called “?”

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Covers

  • Loren Kramar

  • Trenton Duerksen

  • Eamon Monaghan

  • Michael Stasis

  • Alexander Seth Cameron

Ever look in the mirror and wish you were someone else? Someone important? Someone everybody respected? Someone with a voice? A star? Ever dreamt of being a cover girl? Loren Kramar, Michael Stasis, Alexander Seth Cameron, and Eamon Monaghan all know just how you feel! What to expect here: 4 authentic covers of some of America’s greatest pop hits! Plus: corresponding drawings of these 4 wannabe’s on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine! Go on, pretend you’re famous! We do!

19

Comix

  • Austin English

Founder of Domino Press, Austin English, debuts his latest 28-page comic book, PERRY. We here at Megazine proudly premiere our COMIX section with this colorful and remarkable work!

18

SOHO Stories

  • Sally Spring St.

Megazine’s Soho corespondent, Sally Spring St, teases us with just a few tales from her experiences as a downtown shop-girl in one of Manhattan’s fanciest boutiques! Celebs? Designer clothing? Anger? Look no further! SOHO STORIES: To be continued...

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Terrible Lover

  • Oto Gillen

  • Trilby Hamner

  • Eamon Monaghan

  • Phillip Gabriel

  • Emerson Greenesmith

He’s embarrassing! He’s disgusting! Who is he? Oto Gillen presents Eamon Monaghan as the Terrible Lover in a humiliating new series of photos! Co-star, Trilby Hamner, bares the burden of this unusual relationship with the man who can’t seem to get himself together! Terrible Lover: to be continued…

14

Are You My Valentine?

  • David Maron

  • Joe Kendall

We’re not ashamed to admit that there are nights here at the Megazine office, when we find ourselves perusing the Missed Connections section of Craigslist. Joe Kendall and David Maron turn water into wine with this ingenious Valentines Day-themed creation: a program that transforms the most recently updated missed connections into truly romantic Valentine e-cards!

13

Store Grand Opening

  • Loren Kramar

  • Eleanor Swordy

  • Maren Miller

  • Daniele Frazier

  • Erin Sparling

12

Faces

  • Loren Kramar

  • Oto Gillen

  • Iekeliene Stange

When we see a face, we think of all of its potential. Iekeline Stange is the star in this photo series by Oto Gillen, taking on the roles of Apple, Brancusi sculpture, Dinner Plate, Clock, and Toilet!

11

Free Business Idea

  • Loren Kramar

  • Daniele Frazier

Think you have a million dollar idea? We’d love to hear it, but first hear ours! Megazine’s first Free Business Idea is Penis, France: a big gay strip club in the center of the world, New York City. Read the Yelp review and take a look at Daniele Frazier’s exquisitely designed business cards, stationary, and logo. Catch the next train to Penis!

10

Francis Starlite

  • Loren Kramar

  • Francis Starlite

Listen to this exclusive 25-minute album featuring Francis Starlite (Francis and the Lights) and Loren Kramar! It’s the FATL show you won’t hear anywhere else!

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Art Portfolio

  • James Brittingham

The first in a monthly series of Artist Portfolios, Megazine presents new paintings and collages by James Brittingham. Visit James Brittingham’s personal website for more information: WWW.JAMESBRITTINGHAM.COM

4

Press Release Me

  • Avery Singer

Are you often bored or disturbed by the press releases you read during a trip through Chelsea? So are we! Megazine proudly presents Avery Singer and her brilliantly satirical texts.

3

Firsts

  • Ebecho

  • Saki Sato

  • Trenton Duerksen

Megazine’s first official Feature presents Trenton Duerksen, Saki Sato, and Ebecho. Let’s rejoice in Holly Golightly’s breakfast that never was, the world’s beginning and end, and a cartoon bombshell’s history of first times!

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February Cover & Letter from the Editor

  • Loren Kramar

  • Trenton Duerksen