Frankfurt Headache

• 2 parts red wine
• 1 part vodka

Combine ingredients in a collins glass.
Serve neat.

The Post-A.A. Meeting

• 1 part Bloody Mary Mix*
• 1 part Vodka
• 2 parts Pilsner/Lager

Combine bloody mary mix with vodka on ice.
Add beer last.

*E.O. Bloody Mary Mix:

• 1 T capers2
• 3 fresh tomatoes
• 2 cans tomato juice
• 1 oz. Tobasco
• 3 oz. Worcestershire sauce
• 2 oz. lemon juice
• 2 oz. olive juice
• 1 T black pepper
• 1 T celery salt
• 6 cornichons

Blend thoroughly until combined.
Finish by grating ½ cup of fresh horseradish.
Stir into mix.

Tall, Dark, and Stormy

• 2 oz. Dark rum
• Ginger Beer

Add ice to a collins glass, then rum.
Top off with ginger beer.

Blue Hawaii

• Emptied Tide detergent bottle
• Pilsner/Lager

Begin by emptying a Tide detergent bottle.
Leave some residual liquid.
Pour enough pilsner/lager to fill container.
Attach cap and turn upside down a few times.
Serve chilled, in a punch bowl.

Desublimation

• Horny Goat Weed infused Vodka*
• Club Soda
• Lime wedge for garnish

In a collins glass, mix a standard vodka-soda with Horny Goat Weed-infused vodka.
Garnish with a lime wedge.

*Add the weed directly to the bottle and let sit for a week at room temperature.

Word Slurry

Equal parts:

• Maewahsoo
• Averna Sambuca
• Liquorice de Sicilia
• Mathilda Poires
• Pear Liqueur
• Dekuyper Buttershots
• Dark Rum
• Saké
• Raw Egg
• Soy milk
• Ice

Combine ingredients in a blender.
Blend until smooth.
Serve in a margarita glass with a swizzle stick and three maraschino cherries.

The Red Studio

• Blood Orange liqueur
• Absinthe
• Dash Cadmium Red Hue (powder)
• Maraschino cherries to garnish
• 3D Glasses

Stir liqueur and absinthe in a mixing glass.
Add a dash of cadmium red hue for color.
Strain and serve neat or on the rocks.
Provide 3D glasses.

The Eliot Spritzer

Contact Emperor’s Club V.I.P. for details.

1-800-ECNY-VIP

Readymade Kool-Ade

A punch good for serving at art openings, Readymade Kool-Ade invokes the strategies of relational aesthetics in its production process. It is a bathtub of interchangeable ingredients, which should be selected exclusively from the nearest gas station to the gallery location. Best consumed between the hours of 6pm – 5am.

Final Word

Equal parts:

• Rittenhouse Rye
• Green Chartreuse
• Lemon Juice
• Maraschino liqueur
• A dash of simple syrup

Combine ingredients and shake on ice.
Serve strained in a martini or rocks glass.
Garnish with a lemon twist.