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Artists’ Cocktails

Megazine Cocktails

Avery Singer

Frankfurt Headache

  • 2 parts red wine
  • 1 part vodka

Combine ingredients in a collins glass.
Serve neat.

The Post-A.A. Meeting

  • 1 part Bloody Mary Mix*
  • 1 part Vodka
  • 2 parts Pilsner/Lager

Combine bloody mary mix with vodka on ice.
Add beer last.

*E.O. Bloody Mary Mix:
  • 1 T capers2
  • 3 fresh tomatoes
  • 2 cans tomato juice
  • 1 oz. Tobasco
  • 3 oz. Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 oz. lemon juice
  • 2 oz. olive juice
  • 1 T black pepper
  • 1 T celery salt
  • 6 cornichons

Blend thoroughly until combined.
Finish by grating ½ cup of fresh horseradish.
Stir into mix.

Tall, Dark, and Stormy

  • 2 oz. Dark rum
  • Ginger Beer

Add ice to a collins glass, then rum.
Top off with ginger beer.

Blue Hawaii

  • Emptied Tide detergent bottle
  • Pilsner/Lager

Begin by emptying a Tide detergent bottle.
Leave some residual liquid.
Pour enough pilsner/lager to fill container.
Attach cap and turn upside down a few times.
Serve chilled, in a punch bowl.


  • Horny Goat Weed infused Vodka*
  • Club Soda
  • Lime wedge for garnish

In a collins glass, mix a standard vodka-soda with Horny Goat Weed-infused vodka.
Garnish with a lime wedge.

*Add the weed directly to the bottle and let sit for a week at room temperature.

Word Slurry

Equal parts:

  • Maewahsoo
  • Averna Sambuca
  • Liquorice de Sicilia
  • Mathilda Poires
  • Pear Liqueur
  • Dekuyper Buttershots
  • Dark Rum
  • Saké
  • Raw Egg
  • Soy milk
  • Ice

Combine ingredients in a blender.
Blend until smooth.
Serve in a margarita glass with a swizzle stick and three maraschino cherries.

The Red Studio

  • Blood Orange liqueur
  • Absinthe
  • Dash Cadmium Red Hue (powder)
  • Maraschino cherries to garnish
  • 3D Glasses

Stir liqueur and absinthe in a mixing glass.
Add a dash of cadmium red hue for color.
Strain and serve neat or on the rocks.
Provide 3D glasses.

The Eliot Spritzer

Contact Emperor’s Club V.I.P. for details.


Readymade Kool-Ade

A punch good for serving at art openings, Readymade Kool-Ade invokes the strategies of relational aesthetics in its production process. It is a bathtub of interchangeable ingredients, which should be selected exclusively from the nearest gas station to the gallery location. Best consumed between the hours of 6pm – 5am.

Final Word

Equal parts:

  • Rittenhouse Rye
  • Green Chartreuse
  • Lemon Juice
  • Maraschino liqueur
  • A dash of simple syrup

Combine ingredients and shake on ice.
Serve strained in a martini or rocks glass.
Garnish with a lemon twist.